Blind Al: Can you speak up? It’s hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth.
Tony Stark: You're from Earth?
Peter Quill: No, I'm from Missouri.
Tony Stark: Yeah, that's on Earth, dipshit.
Hank Pym: Hiya, champ, how was school today?
Scott Lang: Aw, ha ha ha! Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?
Hope van Dyne: So cranky.
Hank Pym: You want a juice box and some string cheese?
Scott Lang: Do you really have that?
Bob Parr: Why would they change math?
Spider-Ham: Do animals talk in this dimension? Cause I don't wanna freak anyone out.
Juliet: A man doesn't make you strong, but the right partner can make you stronger.
Owen Grady: Nervous flyer?
Franklin Webb: Would you ride a-a thousand pound horse that's been abused all its life?
Owen Grady: I rode my motorcycle through the jungle with a pack of raptors.
Franklin Webb: We're not compatible. (00:21:50)
Delivery Man: Fate whispers to the warrior.
Ethan Hunt: There's a storm coming.
Delivery Man: And the warrior whispers back.
Ethan Hunt: I am the storm.
Newt Scamander: Dumbledore, why can't you go?
Albus Dumbledore: I can't move against Grindelwald. It has to be you.
Coyle: Hey, Baxley! If your mom's vagina were a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
Harvey Russell: Like my grandpappy always said: us assholes gotta stick together. (00:50:25)
Dr. Grace Hart: Shall we begin the autopsy? Dr. Grace Hart.
Watson: A woman doctor?
Holmes: Impossible. Fortunately we have a real doctor here.
Watson: Would you like some heroin?
T'Challa: We can still heal you...
Erik Killmonger: Why, so you can lock me up? Nah. Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors who jumped from ships, 'cause they knew death was better than bondage.
Dr Ventress: It's destroying everything.
Lena: It's not destroying. It's making something new.
Memo: You kissed me!
Charlie Watson: On the cheek.
Memo: Still counts. Still counts.
Lord Richard Croft: All myths are foundations of reality.