Billie227: Can someone please explain the rules to Laura?
Adam Sewell: Why don't you explain to her, you GAY MAN.
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Alex: You know we'll be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
Father Perez: The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.
Howard Howe: Your life as you knew it is over, Mr. Bryton. So if you wish to continue living, you will be a walrus, or you'll be nothing at all.
Papillon: It wasn't my fault.
Hugh: It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.
Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.
April Wexler: Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?
Fin Shepard: Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by a shark. How much fun do you think that was?
Amy: No, I'm more of a cake and cadavers kind of gal.
Rusty Nail: Learned that from a hockey ninja.
Prof. Edgar Solomon: A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit, "Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?" "Of course not," said the hare, "It's really quite rare," so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. There once was a lady named Dot who lived off pig shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese... that she grew on the sides... of her twat.
Professor Joseph Coupland: Why do I get the impression this is about to get unpleasant?
Gunga: Will you eat my little man pussy?
Amelia: Why don't you go eat shit?
Dennis: But anyone who says there's no such thing as a bad egg obviously hasn't worked in social services.
Holden: Neither benign nor merciful.
Jami: It was crazy of me to think I could help the police, but I'm going to keep researching, keep writing, there are stories that need to be told, so.