Best family movie quotes of 2001

Gingy: OK, OK...I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man?

Joe: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

Prof. Dad Brody: Who do you think kidnapped us, Uraguay or Chad?

Charisse Slocumb: Bernice Talbot? My-my husband done did it wit' that child in that "Shop-Well" parking lot? lord take ME NOW.

Randall: If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder.

Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.

Mrs. Packard: Attention: tonight's supper will be baked beans; musical program to follow... Who wrote this?

Max: I'll see you, uh, bassoon.

Carl: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.

Principal Prickly: I never saw Philliam again. He quit teaching, went into politics, eventually became Secretary of Education, until the president fired him for trying to get rid of recess again. Only this time it was nationwide.

Harrison: I'll dive into the shark tank. Yeah, I'll dive into a shark tank to avoid shopping.

Zeniba: Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can't remember.

Lucy: If you're not careful, I could fire you.
Ralph: It's a lifetime contract and elves age slowly.

Archie: Uh-oh! Uh-oh.
Dr. Dolittle: Uh-oh, what? What's the problem?
Archie: Ice cream is acting up.
Dr. Dolittle: What ice cream?
Archie: I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender. And by the second gallon, I realised I'm in love with Ava and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia."

James: Thanks for rescuing me tonight. I never get a chance to do this. I never got to be someone.
Chloe: You already are someone, I mean. Our parents got to be kids. Now it's our turn.

Hermiee: Looks like rough weather ahead. We'd better go back.
Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
Hermie: That doe certainly has you head over hooves. Doesn't she?
Rudolph: Who told you?
Hermie: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
Rudolph: They do?

Luke: Gort, I'm a goblin. Theoretically, I can't fly.

Eric: Love may not make the world go round, but it makes the ride worth while.

Neighbor: Hey, shutup down there.
Gordon: I'm covered in ca-ca.