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At the end of the film, the three blind mice are turned into the horses for the onion carriage but a second later they are dancing on the piano. See more...
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Shrek (2001) - 7 quotes
Directed by Andrew Adamson, starring Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, John Lithgow, Mike Myers (add more)
Genres: Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Romance
Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?
Shrek: I like my privacy.
Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence... [big awkward silence].
Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!
Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!
Captain of Guards: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
Donkey: Hi, Princess!
Princess Fiona: It talks!
Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.
Donkey: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
Shrek: Ogres are like... onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: No.
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: Nooo!
Donkey: Oh, you put them out in the sun, they turn brown, start sprouting little hairs.
Shrek: Noooooooo!
Gingy: Ok, ok...I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Farquad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man.
Farquad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man.
Farquad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man!
Farquad: She's married to the Muffin Man?