Spock: Each of us... At some time in our lives, turns to someone - a father, a brother, a God... And asks..."Why am I here? What was I meant to be?"
Twiki: I'm freezing my ball-bearings off.
Mr. Mike: What you are about to see is not for the weak. It is not even for the strong.
Vince Ricardo: Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself.
Daisuke Jigen: Which are we helping?
Lupin III: The girl.
Daisuke Jigen: Typical.
Hippy: The draft is white people sending black people to make war on the yellow people to defend the land they stole from the red people.
Lupin III: That's Zenigata, truly the ideal of the Shoowa Period. A man incomparable for his determination to his work.
Riff Randell: Tom Roberts is so boring his brother is an only child.
V.I.N.CENT: A pint can not hold a quart, Mr. Pizer. If it holds the pint. It's doing the best it can.
Wendall: I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.
Isaac Davis: My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.
Maxwell: Ladies, ever had a quarterback sandwich?
LAPD Captain: Any man who gives up his gun to some punk is a coward. Any man who does can kiss his badge goodbye, if I can help it. You're policemen. Put your trust in God.
Mildred Cruthers: Why that worm! What's he trying to prove? Georgie and I are his legitimate heirs. Why should we have to play some dumb game just to get what's rightfully ours? I'm going to contest this will.
Charles Bernstein: That's the point, Mrs. Cruthers. This will is a contest.
Warden: The patient that came in yesterday is having a fit.
Van Helsing: Which one?
Warden: The one that bit the cow.