The Catwoman: You dismal bird! You and your submarine, Where has it got us now?
The Penguin: Shut up, you feline floozy.
Usopp: Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?
Roronoa Zoro: Slicing!
Monkey D Luffy: Stretching!
Nami: Thieving!
Usopp: ...Running and hiding!
Naruto Uzumaki: Everyone... everyone... has risked their lives to come after you.
Sasuke Uchiha: Well, how good for them.
Witchiepoo: Stop eating your popcorn and be quiet.
Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.
Slartibartfast: I'd much rather be happy than right, any day.
Arthur Dent: And are you?
Slartibartfast: No. That's where it all breaks down, of course.
Jedediah Smith: The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom and take hold of my boot.
Simon Holmes: Sometimes I wish we collected stamps for fun, instead of battling the forces of weirdness.
Helen: He's going to the center of the Earth. You get dizzy on the botton rung of a ladder.
Jonas Lytton: Not the bottom rung.
Narrator: Using his beta capsule, Hayata becomes Ultraman.
Dr. Venture: Dean! Have you been shooting dope into your scrotum? You can tell me! I'm hip.
Jack Harper: Good people has to die too, Tru.
Emmy: Definitely.
Keely Teslow: She's in Indonesia.
Phil Diffy: You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake.
Keely Teslow: I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods.
Terror on Dinosaur Island! - S1-E2
Plastic Man: Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 'Cause I'm seeing gorillas riding pterodactyls with harpoon guns stealing a boat.