K: Real good there Sparky.
J: Sparky? What happened to Slick?
K: You're going to have to work your way back up to Slick.
Harvey Leek: Nash, the most high-tech thing on this computer is the flying toaster screen saver.
Barry: You know what?
Brennan: What?
Barry: You throw energy. I am energy.
Brennan: Your parents must be proud.
Blooper: I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back.
Richard Grayson: With these bells we better get out of here. We don't want the police to catch us in these outfits.
The Penguin: Please, now that all pretenses are off, call me Penguin - a flightless bird, but one with style.
Cornelius Flavius Silva: A victory? What have we won? We've won a rock in the middle of a wasteland, on the shores of a poisoned sea.
Narrator: Using his beta capsule, Hayata becomes Ultraman.
Commander Adama: Mr. President, a wall of unidentified craft is closing in on the fleet.
Baltar: Possibly a Cylon welcoming commitee.
Commander Adama: Sir, may I suggest we launch a 'welcoming commitee' of our own?
Aku: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.
Dimitria: Where there is evil, beware. Where there is destruction, be warned. This new team of mighty warriors will know no rest. Power Rangers, the legacy continues.
Jiraiya: Naruto... I know you know this, but... don't use that power.
Helen: Loving me kills people, destroys families, causes such grief you cannot imagine.
Kojak: You can't corrupt it. And you know why? Because to corrupt it, you've got to show how corrupt you really are.
FBI Agent Max Canary: If I'm not mistaken, she just cut off your balls, Derek.
Derek Jennings: Just the one, Max. Just the one.
Sam: You don't have to trust Redwing. But I'm going to go see if he right. 'Cause I have a feeling they might be part of the Big Three.
Bucky: What Big Three?
Sam: THE Big Three.
Bucky: What Big Three?
Sam: Androids, aliens, and wizards.
Bucky: That's not a thing.
Sam: That's definitely a thing.
Bucky: No, it's not.
Sam: Every tine we fight, we fight one of the three.
Bucky: So who are you fighting now? Gandalf?
Sam: How do you know about Gandalf?
Bucky: I read The Hobbit...in 1937 when it first came out.
Merton: From an old legend, and the third season of Buffy.
Col. Nick Fury: I can't let her go.
Wolverine: You can... and you will.
Judge: Order! Order!
Launchpad McQuack: I'll have a burger and fries!