Pest: Does that look like a dog? No, it isn't a dog!
Craig Toomy: Oh I'm real scared now.
Grandpa Fred: They put me on at 3am. People who are awake at 3am aren't afraid of the Wolfman. The only thing that frightens those people is sobering up and going to work.
Wilbur: It's been a long, hard day, full of emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights.
[The staff of MI6 are watching a large screen that shows Bond and Dr. Goodhead making love in space.]
Minister: My god, what's Bond doing!?
Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.
Dinky Winks: Somebody ring the Dinkster?
Judge Dredd: The perps were uncooperative.
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
Jolly the Pimp: Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.
Memo: You kissed me!
Charlie Watson: On the cheek.
Memo: Still counts. Still counts.
Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Luigi: Do you eat?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Dinner?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Tonight?
Neville: God didn't do this. We did!
Eddie Brock: It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock Jr. I come before you today, humbled and humiliated, to ask you for just one thing. I want you to kill Peter Parker.
Beatrice: I'll tell you something right now; I know Edgar and that wasn't Edgar. It's like something was wearing Edgar like a suit. An Edgar suit.
Dr. Josh Keyes: So what's this about then?
FBI Agent: We don't know. You have higher security clearance than us.
Dr. Josh Keyes: I have security clearance?
FBI Agent: Yes sir, we're just here to take you to your jet.
Dr. Josh Keyes: I have a jet?!
Scott Lang: Pick on someone your own size.