Best musical movie quotes of all time

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The Band Wagon picture

Girl In Train Station: Gee, there's a mob of reporters and photographers over there.
Man In Train Station: Yeah, there must be some big shot aboard. Maybe the president.
Girl In Train Station: No, too many for that. Probably a movie star.

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The Great Ziegfeld picture

Fanny Brice: If I can give Belasco four dollars for silk stockings made of cotton, I can give Ziegfeld a little more for a mink coat made of skunk.

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame picture

Frollo: Captain Phoebus, arrest her.

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The Producers picture

Mr. Marks: Do I smell the revolting stench of self-esteem?

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Cabaret picture

Sally: The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce.

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The Return of Jafar picture

Jafar: Iago, you betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies! Then you turned on them as soon at it was in your best interests. That's what I love about you. You're so perfectly predictable. A villain through and through.

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The Bullfighters picture

Oliver: That bull wouldn't hirt a fly.
Stanley Laurel: Yeah, but I'm not a fly.

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Meet the Feebles picture

Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.

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Carousel picture

Billy Bigelow: I just couldn't get the hang of being married.
Starkeeper: Was that Julie's fault?
Billy Bigelow: No, but maybe it wasn't my fault either.

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An American Tail picture

Gussie: We awe going to have a wawwy.
Honest John: A wawwy? What's a wawwy?
Gussie: You know. A wawwy. A wawge gathewing of mice fow a weason.
Honest John: Oh. A rally.
Gussie: That's what I said. A wawwy.

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The Meaning of Life picture

Grim Reaper: You are all dead. I am Death.
Host: Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?

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Romance & Cigarettes picture

Cousin Bo: I wanna buzz your butt.

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Popeye picture

The Tax Man: One sunflower, embarrassing the Tax Man tax.

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Just Imagine picture

Census Taker: Don't criticize this marriage law. It, like the Volstead Act, is a noble experiment.

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The Broadway Melody picture

Queenie Mahoney: Oh, dear, I'm just shaky all over.
Hank Mahoney: Oh, Queenie, will you stop. You're gettin' me nervous now. It ain't gonna be a bit different than it was in Reading, PA and we're going over just as big.
Queenie Mahoney: Oh... do you think so?
Hank Mahoney: Why, it's cream in the can, baby.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer & the Island of Misfit Toys picture

Hermiee: Looks like rough weather ahead. We'd better go back.
Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
Hermie: That doe certainly has you head over hooves. Doesn't she?
Rudolph: Who told you?
Hermie: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
Rudolph: They do?

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Godspell picture

Gilmer: Hey, I can't see.
Everyone: Why not?
Gilmer: I had my eyes shut.

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Charlie Chan at the Opera picture

Mme. Lucretia Borelli: Is this some ridiculous attempt at saving your face, Mr. Chan?
Charlie Chan: Humble countenance merely facing facts.

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