Billy Boyd (back to the B list / B list)

Aragorn: Gentlemen! We do not stop 'til nightfall.

Pippin: But what about breakfast?

Aragorn: You've already had it.

Pippin: We've had one, yes. But what about second breakfast?

[Aragorn stares at him, then walks off.]

Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.

Pippin: What about elevensies? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?

Merry: I wouldn't count on it.

Merry: We're going too! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to stop us!

Pippin: Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this type of mission...quest...thing.

Merry: Well that rules you out, Pip.

Elrond: Nine companions... So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring.

Pippin: Great. Where are we going?

Pippin: What's that?

Merry: This my friend, is a pint.

Pippin: It comes in pints?

Legolas: Lembas bread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!

Merry: How many did you eat?

Pippin: Four.

Pippin: Merry!

Merry: Hello Pip. I knew you'd find me. Are you going to leave me?

Pippin: No Merry. I'm going to look after you.

Pippin: I never thought it would end this way.

Gandalf: End? This is not the end. Death is just another path, one that we all must take.

Pippin: I don't want to be in a battle, but waiting on the edge of one you can't escape is even worse.

Pippin: They think we have the Ring!

Merry: Shhhh! As soon as they find out we don't we're dead!