Kellie Frost: I don't like Bull Riders... They're little men with big egos. Besides, he's got one of them skinny butts like the rest of em'.
Kelly's Mom: Honey, I judge a man more by the size of his heart then his rear... It's likely to do you more good.
George III: No life is without its regrets yet none is without its consolations.
Doc Holiday: My mama always told me never put off till tomorrow people you can kill today.
Mario Ruoppolo: Your smile spreads like a butterfly.
Photographer #1: Whose crazy idea was it to bury him in the cape?
Photographer #2: I heard it was in the will. It was how he wanted to be remembered.
Ty Cobb: Baseball is a red blooded sport for red blooded men. It's no pink tea, and molly-coddles had better stay out... It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
John Lennon: We're gonna be big Stu, we're gonna be too big for Liverpool, we're gonna be too big for Hamburg, we're gonna be too big for our own bloody good.
Dorothy Parker: I'll wear my heart on my sleeve like a wet, red stain.
Ludwig van Beethoven: It is the power of music to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer.