Blanche: This is strictly off the record but Dirk is nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche, dog years?
Pizzazz: Why do you always think the worst of me?
Stormer: Don't answer that, Jem.
Grandpa Ed: Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack?
Harold: Where there's a will, there's a way.
Lou: It's money we need, Harold, not clichés.
David Addison: I know who he is, he paints naked girls.
Maddie Hayes: Nudes.
David Addison: Nudes, right. Nakeds have staples in them.
Frank Butcher: I'll tell you what, pal, you talk to me like that again and you're gonna get a dry slap.