Gloria: Found any water yet?
Moto Moto: No, just more diamonds and gold.
Emmit: You're the bitch.
Filkins: Huh?
Emmit: Aaaaah that's right.
John Grogan: A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.
[Seeing Beth's building badly damaged, leaning against another tower.]
Hud: Please tell me she lives on the ground floor.
Rob Hawkins: 37th.
Hud: Shit.
Jackie Moon: Fuck you Clarence! Spumoni.
April Wheeler: You're just some guy who made me laugh at a party once.
Klaatu: If the Earth dies, you die. If the human race dies, the Earth survives.
Charles Bronson: You don't want to be trapped inside with me sunshine. Inside, I'm somebody nobody wants to fuck with do you understand? I am Charlie Bronson, I am Britain's most violent prisoner.
Ernesto Che Guevara: Homeland or death.
Anna Stone: ...if this doctor is trying to woo you while you're still married, what makes you think he won't do that with someone else?
Chloe: You don't scare me anymore.
Diablo: Then why are you shaking?
Chloe: Cause I am a Chihuahua.
Rosebud: Shasta, we took a vote, and we decided that we want to help you form a dog sled team.
Shasta: Seriously?
Rosebud: Uh-huh.
Shasta: Seriously?
Rosebud: Uh-huh.
Shasta: Seriously?
Mudbud: Dude, she said, "Uh-huh."
John Rambo: Live for nothing, or die for something.
Muddy Waters: You and me not gonna wake up every morning and get everything we want. Mostly we got to take what come. And half the time, that's gonna be a bunch of bullshit.
Bruno: We're not supposed to be friends, you and me. We're meant to be enemies. Did you know that?
Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, yes.
Camille: So, what's your interest in Greene?
James Bond: Among other things, he tried to kill a friend of mine.
Camille: A woman?
James Bond: Yes. But it's not what you think.
Camille: Your mother?
James Bond: She likes to think so.
Poppy: What is this place? Hogwarts?
Kumar Patel: I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!
Guru Tugginmypudha: Good distraction frees us from emotional pain. Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.