Oliver Martin: Well... Guess when I'm an old man, I'll never have to wonder, "What if? "
Joan Berkman: You're calling me a bitch?
Nicholas Yuleson: The clock just struck midnight at the pole. Christmas is officially over for you, Santa.
Santa Claus: You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge.
Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: He's scary, but educational.
Romy White: Why am I the only one who sees how great I am?
Jeff Talley: Joe! Only God gets to decide who lives and who dies.
Blake: You know, it's kinda like... Success is subjective, you know. It could be an opinion.
Reporter: Conners, can we have a few words?
Quentin Conners: Yeah, I have two words for you. Blow me.
Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.
Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.
Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.
The Kid: So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have, like, any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of - road trip?
Don Johnston: You asking me?
The Kid: Yeah.
Don Johnston: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future, isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is, is this. The present. That's it.
The Kid: Are you a Buddhist?