Daltry Calhoun: Get high on grass! The legal kind.
John Bell: You were always a sound sleeper.
Mike McCormick: Can you fish out of this boat.
Harry Volpi: Caught more fish than John the Baptist?
Mike McCormick: Who's John the Baptist?
Harry Volpi: Something tells me this kid spends a little too much time at the boat garage.
Hollywood Henderson: Katelin.
Katelin Kingsford: Et tu, Hollywood?
Tim: When you're afraid, close your eyes and count to five. Sometimes it works for me.
Franny Roberts: What happens when you get to six?
Isabelle Sorenson: You can't disappoint me, Because whatever you are is exactly what I want.
Chief Jesse Stone: I'm just a small town cop, mostly I give out parking tickets.
Special Agent Derrick Vann: I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave.
Kristin Richards: You may not remember.
Elena Sandoval: But you'll never forget.
Singleton: Yeah, well, you play like a girl.
Hayley Goodfairer: Excuse me?
Julian Noble: I'm as serious as an erection problem.
Walter Shandy: My son is not yet born, and I am already exhausted.
Nick Persons: Oh Damn! Boy Didn't you hear what I just said?
Lindsey Kingston: Ooh, you just swore.
Nick Persons: Your damn right I swore, that's about $400 dollars worth of damage to my new car.
Lindsey Kingston: That's twice! Now you have to put two dollars in the swear jar.