Stanley Philipps: So what have you been up to, John?
John Phillips: I'm studying to take the GRE.
Stanley Philipps: Good. You're going back to school?
John Phillips: I'm thinking about it, yeah.
Stanley Philipps: That's great. What for?
John Phillips: Law. Or medicine. I haven't decided yet.
Ian Curtis: Existence. Well, what does it matter? I exist on the best terms I can. The past is now part of my future. The present is well out of hand.
Erik Kernan Jr.: The Jermaine story I covered. It was a good fight.
Ralph Metz: Yeah, I buried it.
Erik Kernan Jr.: But why?
Ralph Metz: Something's gotta be buried.
Erik Kernan Jr.: That's what high school wrestling's for, right?
Marjane as a teenager: Shut up you bitches! YES I'M iranian and I'M proud of IT.
Det. Jim Lipton: You know, Jamie, you really are forcing me to use the word 'perplexed' an awful lot, lately.
Viola Frye: He didn't kill me. He killed who I was.
Arthur: Silence, experience shows, is what terrifies people most.
April Epner: Your wife was seeing someone else?
Frank: Pretty much everyone else. I was too much for her.
April Epner: Your wife? I'm sure she didn't feel that way.
Frank: She told me.
April Epner: What did she say?
Frank: 'You're too much for me.'.
April Epner: Ugh.
Mr. Parks: "Most people go to their graves with their music inside them." - What was Mr. Holmes saying? Come on guys, it's not that hard. He's saying that most people die without discovering their own genius, without expressing the uniqueness that makes them special.
Andrew 'Andy' Hanson: I've seen heaven, Gina. It's a nice place to stay.
Ronnie: Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?
Sugarman: I have seen him this crazy since his mother died.
Benji McGarvie: That's not "crazy," Mr. Sugarman. That's love.
Larry McCoy: I'm getting too fat for this shit.
Buddy Wittenborn: What if we just sang and laughed together... for the rest of our lives.
Young Ann: It wouldn't work.
Buddy Wittenborn: Not for you.
John Farley: You have a father?
Mr. Woodcock: Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus.
Jean Paul Clement: Most people are together just so they are not alone. But some people want magic. I think you are one of those people.
Father: Like the poet said: "The only ship certain to come in has black sails."
Student: What is the difference between plot and narrative?