![Rush Hour 3 picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6965_sm.jpg)
Detective James Carter: Freeze, or I'll blow your ass cheeks off.
![Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4435_sm.jpg)
Dolores Umbridge: What? Do something! Tell them I mean no harm!
Harry Potter: I'm sorry Professor. I must not tell lies.
![No Country For Old Men picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7088_sm.jpg)
Wendell: We goin' in?
Ed Tom Bell: Gun out and up.
[Wendell takes his gun out.]
Wendell: What about yours?
Ed Tom Bell: I'm hidin' behind you.
![Live Free or Die Hard picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6823_sm.jpg)
Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What're you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
![Spider-Man 3 picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5945_sm.jpg)
Eddie Brock: It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock Jr. I come before you today, humbled and humiliated, to ask you for just one thing. I want you to kill Peter Parker.
![Juno picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7142_sm.jpg)
Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog? Are you sure it's not a food baby? Did you eat a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?
Juno MacGuff: T don't know, I drank like, ten gallons of Sunny D... I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly caviler.
Leah: Is this for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Shit! Phuket, Thailand!
![I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6869_sm.jpg)
Chuck Levine: Going in alive.
Larry Valentine: Coming out the same way.
![The Number 23 picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6523_sm.jpg)
Walter Sparrow: I could have died there on the street, but that wouldn't have been justice. At least not the justice fathers teach their sons.
![Shrek 3 picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6805_sm.jpg)
Artie: Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots: That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey: It's top secret. Hushity-hush.
![The Nanny Diaries picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6942_sm.jpg)
Annie Braddock: There's a common belief among anthropologists that you must immerse yourself in an unfamiliar world in order to truly understand your own.
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Cris Johnson: I've seen every possible ending. None of them are good for you.
![The Mist picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7072_sm.jpg)
Amanda Dunfrey: I just want you to know that it's okay... being scared. And, well, if you need a friend, someone to talk too.
Mrs. Carmody: I have a friend. God, up above. I talk to him everyday. Don't you condescend me.
Amanda Dunfrey: I'm sorry?
Mrs. Carmody: Not ever. You don't mock me.
Amanda Dunfrey: That's not what I was doing.
Mrs. Carmody: I'll tell you what. The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.
![Evan Almighty picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6798_sm.jpg)
God: Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?