Kathryn: Two's company. Three's a fuck load of fun.
Cruella de Vil: Just a teensy, weensy heckle? You know - murderer.
Janni Gogolack: You know I have this same car?
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky: Really?
Janni Gogolack: No.
Memphis: The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty.
Renato Amoroso: Signora Malena, a more capable person than me... wrote that the only true love is unrequited love. Now I understand why. It's been so long since you last came out of your house. But the longer we are apart, the stronger my love becomes.
Dex: Y'know, no-one ever says, "Hey, God, how was your day? What can I do for you, God?" Or, "Hey, God, did you catch Letterman last night?"
Syd: Oh, and I suppose you talk to God like that?
Dex: Always. All the time.
Syd: And what does God say?
Dex: He says, "You know what? I saw Letterman and it sucked."
Mrs. Tingle: Who can tell me if Frankenstein was circumcised?
Cortes: My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged, and when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig.
Miguel: Alright! Cuba.
Officer Harry Cox: Harry Cox is all over this, sir.
Football Announcer: Our next defeat is scheduled for next Friday, 8 o'clock.
Vanessa: I just wanna know where I belong.
Mona Hibbard: You belong in the family box.
Dr. Anton Rudolph: You have no idea what you're up against.
Bart Parker: You don't know my men.
Dr. Anton Rudolph: This is not some garden snake you're going after. We are talking about a perfect killing machine. A 129-foot all-terrain vehicle capable of speeds exceeding 50 miles an hour with skin that can deflect an antitank round, enhanced night vision and a voracious appetite for human flesh. It will slaughter your men before they have a chance to blink.
Ann Black: "If you were never down, how would you know when you were up?"
Joe White: You have a gift for words.
Ann Black: It's in your play.
Matthew: Isn't American cheese appropriately named? You know, it's fake and processed, just like America.
Steerpike: Why is it that some people starve and others have so much they waste it?
Narrator: At that moment, Karen and Rocky's only hope in the whole world, was Bullwinkle J. Moose... In other words, they didn't have a prayer.
Lou Mozell: You know, that I actually met a girl by the name of Moo Goo Gai Pan? That was her last name. Her first name was Freida. Freida Moo Goo Gai Pan. She was half-Jewish, half-Chinese. A lot of people called her the Ori-Yenta.