Jeffrey Wigand: I'm just a commodity to you, aren't I? I could be anything. Right? Anything worth putting on between commercials.
Lowell Bergman: To a network, probably, we're all commodities. To me? You are not a commodity. What you are is important.
Asami Yamazaki: This wire can cut through meat and bone easily.
Homer: Well actually, my family raised me and send me to school and feed me and all that other stuff my friends didn't do. Besides who cares about my launch.
Oscar Novak: ...she has an ass so sexy, I struggle to understand it.
Bishop Cauchon: Poor, deluded Joan. She has no idea she has put a monster on the throne. Those are my last words as Your Majesty's spiritual advisor.
Bryce: I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting fucked.
Moff: See ya later Pete, no-one gives a fuck about ya.
Maxine: Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me.
Barbara Porter: Look, I know your grandpa's not great with you girls.
Melanie 'Mel' Porter: Mom, that's like saying the Titanic's not great with icebergs.
Alvin Straight: I want to thank you for your kindness to a stranger.
Danny Riordan, Clermont Resident: It's been a genuine pleasure having you here, Alvin. Write to us some time.
Alvin Straight: I will.
Judge Tolliver: Myrl Redding didn't fail the law. The law failed Myrl.
PJ: I don't hate women. I love ladies.
Ruth Barron: Ha! Ladies! You wouldn't know any. I bet you date little Barbie dolls, don't you?"Oh, you're so brainy, you're so big! Can I suck your dick?" Can I be alone now?
Tim Weiner: What we have here is a dreamer. Someone completely out of touch with reality.
Heather Donahue: What killed this dead mouse? Witchcraft?
Joshua Leonard: How about God?
Nels Gudmundsson: Accident rules every corner of the universe... except perhaps the chambers of the human heart.
Assistant at Bewitched: You're wanted on the set.
Lucille: Honey, I'm wanted in seven states.
Johnny: I've never felt this way before.
Helen: Of course not. You're twenty.
Harry: Shut the hell up, Francis, or I won't tell anyone where you are, and that would suck for you.
Mary Crawford: Gentlemen, please. Fanny Price is as fearful of praise and notice as other women are of neglect.
