![Two for the Money picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5566_sm.jpg)
Walter Abrams: I will match my dysfunctional childhood and Tony's against yours, any day of the week.
Walter Abrams: My father, five foot, arms like this... he had a cock like a Hebrew National.
Walter Abrams: I even looked at him the wrong way... he smacked across the room like Jake LaMotta.
Walter Abrams: By the time I was five, he yelled at me so much, I thought my name was Asshole.
![Go Figure picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7390_sm.jpg)
Hollywood Henderson: Katelin.
Katelin Kingsford: Et tu, Hollywood?
![Yours, Mine and Ours picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5412_sm.jpg)
Michael Beardsley: Does not complaining about the move from San Diego count as my good dead for today?
Frank Beardsley: I'd sign off on that.
![Mozart and the Whale picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7750_sm.jpg)
Gregory: Can I give you some advice?
Donald Morton: Can I humanly stop you?
Gregory: Stick with the group. Compared to us, you're a god. And, uh, next to Isabelle, which you will never be again, you don't come off so hot.
![Elizabethtown picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5308_sm.jpg)
Drew Baylor: In that moment, I knew success, not greatness, was the only god the world served.
![An American Haunting picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5636_sm.jpg)
John Bell: You were always a sound sleeper.
![Wild Things 3: Diamonds in the Rough picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7030_sm.jpg)
Kristin Richards: You may not remember.
Elena Sandoval: But you'll never forget.
![The Matador picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5533_sm.jpg)
Julian Noble: I'm as serious as an erection problem.
![A Cock And Bull Story picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7784_sm.jpg)
Steve Coogan: Womb with a view.
![The Fog picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5310_sm.jpg)
Father Malone: We're the children of murderers. All of us. Wayne, Castle, Williams, Malone.
Kathy Williams: But we haven't done anything.
Spooner: Yeah, keep my father out of this. We from Chicago.
![The Man picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5927_sm.jpg)
Special Agent Derrick Vann: I'm gonna check the front of my car. If it smells like ass, I'm gonna beat you like a runaway slave.