Addie Singer: Ever since Ben's Bar Mitzvah, he's been trying to make everything a right of passage.
Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Are you talking to the motorcycle again?
Carla: Girlfriends, big or small, thin or fat, worship that body, it's the only one you've got.
Mr. Torvald: I will also split you up into four groups. Yes, I still count on my fingers. One for each part in the obnoxiously contrapuntal harmony at the end of the book. This is gonna drive you nuts, but when you nail it, it feels good.
Mark Wiener: People always end up the way they started out. No one ever changes. They think they do, but they don't. If you're the depressed type now, that's the way you'll always be. If you're the mindless, happy type, that's the way you'll be when you grow up. You might lose some weight, your face might clear up, get a body tan, a breast enlargement, a sex change - makes no difference. Essentially... from in front, or from behind... whether you're thirteen or fifty, you'll always be the same.
Penny Travis: Is there such a thing as the human heart, now there's the better question.
Tim Travis: Well, if you listen closely, you can hear 'em breaking.
Drew Latham: Please! Please, let me stay here.
Tom Valco: No.
Drew Latham: I'll pay you.
Tom Valco: My family's not for sale, pal.
Drew Latham: I'll pay you $250,000.
Tom Valco: Welcome home, son.
Paquette: What kind of gun did he have?
Costa: He had the kind that leaves really big holes in people.
Amedeo Modigliani: Tell me, Pablo, how do you make love to a cube?
Paige: Denmark isn't ready for a Queen like me.
Eddie: Well then they'll have to be. Because I am.
Samuel Bicke: What about my rights?
Bonny Simmons: You got a right to be mad.