Best movie quotes of 2002

Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.

Pally LaMarr: I'm scared, Ray.

Jason: I'm trying to get my spot back.
Devon: How? By river-dancing with your drum?

Salvadoran Man: Lawyers are a waste of oxygen.

Arpid: Let me tell you, after a hard day of looting and pillaging, there is no greater city than Gomorrah... except maybe Sodom.

Sergeant Harry Wells: Shiv the cunt.

Paul Denton: I feel like my life lacks forward momentum, ya know.

Dina: Kindness isn't exactly what I'm best known for.
Leo Zhukovsky: Then I'm in luck this evening.

FBI Agent Jake Malloy: You're real good at kicking them when they're down, aren't you?
Noah: I do all right when they're standing up, too.
FBI Agent Jake Malloy: You never stood up to anybody.
Noah: Yeah? Well at least I'm there for my women.

Rayford Steele: What can you do?
Buck Williams: I can't do anything, but God can.

Lewis Bartholomew: I was wrong about you, Mrs. Lambert. Meeting the widow of a man like Lake, well, I was expecting a siren, a harpy, a shrew. But you, you have decency, dignity, what my father called gumption.
Regina Lambert: I'm very touched. You are actually quite sweet for a stars and bars company man, aren't you?
Lewis Bartholomew: You've discovered my secret side Mrs. Lambert. Keep it under your hat. Boo.

Gerald: Do these belts come in any other color?
Bridget: Black or pink?
Gerald: Uh, we'll take black.

Tony Wilson: This morning I was doing a story about an elephant being washed by a midget.
Charles: He's a dwarf.
Tony Wilson: It doesn't matter.
Charles: Well, it matters to him.

Lena: People are just crazy in this world, I think.

Johnny: Are you in love with her?
Mateo: No... I'm in love with you. And I'm in love with your beautiful woman. And I'm in love with your kids. And I'm even in love with your unborn child. I'm even in love with your anger! I'm in love with anything that lives.

Jimmy Tong: That's definitely not a rental.

Trailer Trash Thumb: A lot of kids were disappearing in the woods, all mysterious like. And people thought it might be... David Copperfield. In a stage show, he took a llama and put it in a box. He closed the box and spinned it around. He opened up the box. There's no llama! And you don't see that every day, there's a llama here, llama gone. Llama, no llama. Just chills you to the bones.

Jim Byrd: You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.

Ben Carpenter: C'mon, you mother. Come to papa.

Val: We once had a discussion about music and he threatened to push me down a flight of stairs.
Psychiatrist: What happened?
Val: It worked. He pushed me down a flight of stairs.