Gord: Don't touch my shoulder, I saved the day.
Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Jordan: PI?
Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.
Les: We tried to warn you... The message on your mirror.
Melody: That was you? Dujour was in my bathroom.
Phil Allen: A beauty is that, Shelley. A beauty.
Uncle Jack: If he's cursing on TV, then, he's tight.