Neuter Grandmother on Bus: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles, showing your pubic patch to the bus driver. You should move downtown where you belong, you whore.
Madam Suliman: It's time to put an end to this idiotic war.
Jack Byrnes: We use the Ferber method.
Bernie Focker: We use the Focker method. We hugged and kissed that little boy like there was no tomorrow. We Fockerized him.
Nate Johnson: Nikki, this better be FTD, cuz this Russian tail is old enough to be yo' grandaddy.
Nikki Johnson: Not mom's big daddy.
Paul Rusesabagina: There will be no rescue, no intervention for us. We can only save ourselves. Many of you know influential people abroad, you must call these people. You must tell them what will happen to us... say goodbye. When you say goodbye, say it as if you are reaching through the phone and holding their hand. Let them know that if they let go of that hand, you will die. We must shame them into sending help.
Garfield: Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.
Daniel: If you can reach out and touch the horizon, you're at your journeys end.
Audrey: James Joyce?
Daniel: My Uncle Clive, but, equally profound, don't you think?
Reuben Feffer: Ahh... rat in the house.
Polly Prince: That's not a rat, that's my ferret.
Cole Burris: I'm so hungry, I'd sell my Grandmother for a tic tac.
Stacie: Who are you?
Yancy: Yancy. I'm Yancy. We had P.E. together all year.
Stacie: You're orange.
Farrah: Oh my god, Yancy, you are orange, you have too much presto tan.
Alice: My name...is Alice. And I remember everything.
Rudy: You're like school on Saturday: no class.
Francesca: You look like a slut. I like it.
Uncle Max: I flinched, when I should have scurried.
Roxy Ryan: Come on you can poopy, just a little one.
Flynn Carsen: She may have been in cahoots with Wilde all along! Cahoots... I've been cahooted.
Buck: Say, girls... got milk?