Samantha Mackenzie: I'm the devil, See?
Detective Scofield: You are going to be late because you are being questioned for murder.
Zenon Kar: Not now, Nebula. I'm gonna be too busy saving the world, again.
Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Even though we are too insignificant to be spokesmen for such a noble cause, we believe, and this journey has only confirmed this belief, that the division of American into unstable and illusory nations is a complete fiction. We are one single mestizo race from Mexico to the Magellan Straits. And so, in an attempt to free ourselves from narrow minded provincialism, I propose a toast to Peru and to a United America.
Wasach: So I'm not here in an official capacity, and we won't be taking care of this in an official capacity.
Dean: What are you gonna do?
Wasach: You and I are taking care of this in an unofficial capacity.
Lizzie: Frankie wasn't born deaf. It was a present from his daddy.
Cole Porter: If I can survive this movie, I can survive anything.
Paulina: But we began training too hard, pushing each other, expecting too much. Well, we didn't win. Not even close. I came back without my trophy or my partner.
John Henry 'Jack' Armstrong: What is that?
Alex Guerrero: It's a turkey baster. You're not poking that thing inside me, I don't do dick.
Fatima Goodrich: Don't look at me, I want it the old fashioned way.
Richard Wells: You think you can just open Pandora's box and close it again?
Greg: What do you do for exercise?
Hobie: Tiddly winks. And an occasional anxiety attack.
Lenny Richter: Why does it always have to be the 12th floor? Why can't they be on the 4th?
Sarah: Sometimes I think the best view of God is from Hell.