Margaret Sullivan: Isn't that wonderful? Your Grandfather gave you the twins.
Billy Heywood: I would rather have my Grandfather.
Bones: I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel.
Tania: He says they're not sleeping together. She only sucks him off.
Cheryl: Why?
Tania: Out of respect for me.
Nicole: Bitch.
Don Juan: There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.
Peter: This guy, by the way, could be the biggest loser who ever walked the face of the earth. He could be a grump, a jerk, a pervert, a cynic, a man who's mind is infested with dark thoughts, he could be a criminal... he could be... truly sick.
Dennis Van Welker: You know, back in the '60s when we said we wanted to change society, maybe we should've been more specific.
Captain Thaddeus Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?
Lieutenant Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.
Captain Thaddeus Harris: It was your government that brought us here.
Lieutenant Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either.
Norville: You know, for kids.
Tim: Shit! What the hell are those?
Penny Henderson: I told Dexter not to smoke. If you ask me, they oughta put warning labels on those packages.
Kitty Potter: This is fucking fruitcake time. I mean - is that fashion, is it? I mean is there a message out there? I mean you got lot of naked people wandering around here.
Leprechaun: You may think this line is getting old, but believe me son, I want me gold.
Raphael: Oh no, he's turning into that opera guy again.
Jane: What did you say your name was?
Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
Jane: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
Jane: I could tell.
Buddy: You're happy. I hate that.
Francesco Dellamorte: Past this tunnel is the rest of the world. What do you think the rest of the world looks like, Gnaghi? Can you imagine it?.. You're right. It's beyond imagination.
Maurice L. Pogue: It's so nice seeing all your faces here: John and Susan and Mary and Fred and Ethel, Little Ricky.
Frank Wheeler: Which brings us to... intercourse! Can I have a volunteer?
Terry McKay: I guess I'm happy when I don't want to be anywhere else but where I am.