Dr. Robert Campbell: I gave Alka-Seltzer to a kid with a belly ache.
Dr. Rae Crane: You did what?
Dr. Robert Campbell: Alka-Seltzer. Cured him in one belch. It was the 'plop-plop'-'fizz-fizz' that really dazzled them.
Dr. Robert Campbell: Jesus Christ, woman, must everything be a full-scale debate with you? Just do it.
Dr. Robert Campbell: I don't need a fuckin' interpreter.
Dr. Rae Crane: You send me back on the basis of my gender. That's called sex disrimination. Look, I understand your reservations. I heard about your wife.
Dr. Robert Campbell: My wife? Good God, she left me. I wish you'd follow her example.
Dr. Rae Crane: Yeah, but closing your eyes won't make it disapear.
Dr. Robert Campbell: Neither will talk.
