Gary King: Why don't you just get back in your rocket, and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunts!
Jordan Belfort: I fucked her brains out... For eleven seconds.
Freddie Shapp: You're on the 2 AM to 5 AM slot.
Ron Burgundy: What? That's the graveyard shift!
Brick Tamland: I ain't afraid of no ghost!
Jonah Hill: Dear God, it's me, Jonah Hill... From Moneyball.
Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.
Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.
Walter Mitty: To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life.
Mullins: That cat took one look at your shitty shitty life, and said nooooo fucking thanks.
Mindy Macready: You don't have to be a bad-ass to be a superhero. You just have to be brave.
Neha: I've only read about this stuff, okay? Craigslist casual encounters, Twilight fanfiction, hentai.
Nick Campbell: What's hentai?
Neha: Japanese comic books where the women get penetrated by octopus tentacles.
Nora: You miss him...like a boyfriend. You miss your zombie boyfriend?
Mary: I'm going to go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas, and in a minute you can come in and take them off.
Odd Thomas: Have I ever told you you've got a lot of issues?
Stormy Llewellyn: I'm a woman. We all have issues. It's what keeps us interesting and you men interested.
Odd Thomas: Oh, yeah. It's what keeps us crazy and die younger.
Stormy Llewellyn: Do you love me?
Odd Thomas: I love you more than life itself.
Stormy Llewellyn: See? It's working.
Bladesey: What made you join the Force?
Bruce Robertson: Police oppression, brother.
Bladesey: You wanted to stamp it out from the inside?
Bruce Robertson: No, I wanted to be a part of it.