Pepe the Prawn: Those of you who have Dark Side of the Moon, press play now.
Oliver Martin: What's your stance on pancakes?
Emily Friehl: I am pro-pancakes.
Luce: I think you know immediately. As soon as your eyes... Then everything that happens from then on just proves that you have been right in that first moment. When you suddenly realise that you were incomplete and now you are whole.
Amos Cadbury: Now wait a minute, you mean to tell me that that.
Sarah Leigh: I know it sounds crazy. Amos, I don't know how it happen. It's only thing that makes sense even if it is Twilight Zone kind of sense.
Amos Cadbury: The guy that... killed Jeremy and your daddy? That you helped send to the electric chair? Millard Findlemeyer? Has come back from the dead... to get revenge on you... inside a cookie?
Evil: Because when you point a finger at somebody else, you're pointing three at yourself and a thumb at the sky.
Hot Young Lady: God! He stole my gum.
Baby: You're the best kisser in the whole wide world, Fryburg.
Fryburg: I'm gonna make out with your whole family, baby.
Opal: Music is better if someone's listening.
June: It is impossible to say Goodbye to someone you love. It is easier to say 'See ya Later... may be in heaven'.