![Elf picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3726_sm.jpg)
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
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Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
![Bad Boys II picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3394_sm.jpg)
Mike Lowrey: We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life.
![Love Actually picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3725_sm.jpg)
Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir." Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss it!
![National Security picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3017_sm.jpg)
Instructor: Impressive shooting, Montgomery. You realize though, that you missed the target in the middle?
Earl Montgomery: Who, the brother? Oh I wasn't shooting at him.
Instructor: Mind telling me why not?
Earl Montgomery: He don't look suspicious, to me. Look at'em. One lone brother, surrounded by four white guys with guns? The man is terrified. What you want him to do, tap dance? Don't worry brother, I got you. Don't be afraid to dial 911. I keeps it clean, when Earl Montgomery's on the scene. What the problem is?
![Bulletproof Monk picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3162_sm.jpg)
Kar: So, I figured it out, why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog.
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Marion Harrington: I'm pregnant.
Richard Harrington: I smoke pot?.
![Scary Movie 3 picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3682_sm.jpg)
George: Sue's teacher, Brenda. She's... She's dead.
Tom: Oh. I better tell her.
George: No, no, no. I can do it. Sue?
Sue: Yes?
George: You know your teacher, Miss Brenda?
Sue: Yeah.
George: She's dead!
Sue: Aah!
George: Gone forever! Died a horrible, painful death! Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!
Sue: My dog's dead?
George: I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! Everyone you love around you is dying!
![Under the Tuscan Sun picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3617_sm.jpg)
Martini: Signora, between Austria and Italy, there is a section of the Alps called the Semmering. It is an impossibly steep, very high part of the mountains. They built a train track over these Alps to connect Vienna and Venice. They built these tracks even before there was a train in existence that could make the trip. They built it because they knew some day, the train would come.
![The Cat in the Hat picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3762_sm.jpg)
Cat in the Hat: Don't worry, I have three plans. Plan A: Mess up a perfectly clean house. Done that! Plan B: Cut your losses and ditch the kids. That could work.
Sally: What about that one?
Cat in the Hat: Plan C: Trick Mom's boyfriend into handing over dog and lock. I don't know. I still like Plan B.
![Bringing Down the House picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3092_sm.jpg)
Howie Rottman: I'd like to dip you in Cheez Wiz and spread you all over a Ritz cracker, if I'm not being too subtle.
Charlene Morton: Boy, you some kinda freaky.
Howie Rottman: Oh, you have no idea. You got me straight trippin', boo.
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Louis Booker: Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far.
Charlie Carbone: It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far.
Louis Booker: I know it's a continent. I read the book.
Charlie Carbone: Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?
Louis Booker: No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?
![Something's Gotta Give picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3832_sm.jpg)
Julian Mercer: When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?
![American Wedding picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3415_sm.jpg)
Stifler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
![Cheaper by the Dozen picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3858_sm.jpg)
Tom Baker: You soaked his underwear in meat? That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.