![CB4 picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3794_sm.jpg)
Euripides: Yeah, yeah, I'm lickin' your balls, best balls I ever had. Uh-huh, you've got King-Kong balls. Your balls are so large, just big balls, I don't care. You just got big balls.
![Weekend at Bernie's II picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4736_sm.jpg)
Larry Wilson: I was not the one who was out CONGA-DANCING all night, huh.
![My Boyfriend's Back picture](/images/titles/14000-14999/14954_sm.jpg)
Johnny: You may not know this, Missy, but I ate Chuck for YOU.
Missy's Friend: God, my boyfriend won't even pump gas for me.
![Matinee picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4378_sm.jpg)
Gene Loomis: Y'know, it's hard to believe you're a grown-up.
Ruth Corday: No kidding.
Lawrence Woolsey: You think grown-ups have it all figured out? That's just a hustle, kid. Grown-ups are making it up as they go along, just like you. You remember that, and you'll do fine.
![Amos and Andrew picture](/images/titles/0-999/59_sm.jpg)
Amos Odell: You give me a million dollars, I give you a hostage. You give me a helicopter, I give you a hostage. You let me fly out of here.
Chief of Police Cecil Tolliver: All right. All right. I saw the damn movie.
![Heart and Souls picture](/images/titles/0-999/595_sm.jpg)
Harrison Winslow: Who came up with this ridiculous concept anyway? Resolve your entire life in one bold stroke? What if I fail? And I will. I'll fail. I'm telling you. I always fail. Then my whole life will be a complete failure.
Thomas Reilly: No offense, Harrison. But you died a failure because you never tried.
![Dave picture](/images/titles/0-999/327_sm.jpg)
Alan Reed: Bob, at some point we're gonna have to call the Vice President.
Bob Alexander: Don't call the Vice President.
Alan Reed: What?
Bob Alexander: Just don't call him, Al.
Alan Reed: The guy's in a coma, Bob.
Bob Alexander: I don't give a shit.
Alan Reed: Bob.
Bob Alexander: This is mine, Alan. All mine. I made him, I built him. And no Boy Scout is going to come in here and take it away from me, just because he happens to be Vice President of the United States.
![Made in America picture](/images/titles/6000-6999/6567_sm.jpg)
Hal Jackson: Do you mind if I smoke in here?
Sarah Mathews: Yes, I do mind.
Zora: Ma, this is his office.
Sarah Mathews: I don't care, this is my lungs, he can get himself killed.
![Short Cuts picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7899_sm.jpg)
Earl Piggot: You know, I don't know who you think would wanna look at your sad, middle aged ass anymore.
Doreen Piggot: Don't talk to me like that and don't you come back here! I'm not taking you back no more, understand? No more, I'm not taking you back.
Earl Piggot: I'm not coming back.
Doreen Piggot: Slobbering over Honey like that, it was so embarrassing.
Earl Piggot: I never touched Honey.
Doreen Piggot: I didn't say you touched her, I said you slobbered on her.
![Sirens picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4416_sm.jpg)
Giddy: ...did you know it could be dangerous to wake somebody up when they're dreaming, well, because you leave part of your brain behind. And if it happens too many times, you go feeble in the head.
Sheela: Yeah. You're living proof.
![Another Stakeout picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2957_sm.jpg)
Detective Bill Reimers: I've had this moustache for thirteen years. How long have you had yours?
![Hexed picture](/images/titles/12000-12999/12894_sm.jpg)
Matthew Welsh: You cold-blooded murderess.
Hexina: What did you just call me?
Matthew Welsh: Murderess.
Hexina: Oh, I thought you said Methodist. For a moment I was insulted.