Ella Enchanted
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Narrator: So, while her stepfamily scratched newly-found itches / Ella was off, glad to be away from the... witches.

Slannen the Elf: Open up! I am Miss Ella's legal representation.
Dungeon Guard: Her what?
Slannen the Elf: Her lawyer, numbskull! If the gauntlet doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.

Slannen the Elf: Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers.

Ella: You know Char and his uncle are responsible for the segregation of the kingdom.
Hattie: Who cares, he's dreamy.

Ella's Mother: Look to yourself, Ella. What's inside you is stronger than any spell.

Narrator: In spite of the spell, Ella grew up strong of mind./ Her gift made her obedient, but her heart made her kind.

Benny: Looks like she's getting herself an FWI.
Ella: An FWI?
Benny: Flying while intoxicated.

Char: Well, that's on our way back to Lamia. We'll accompany you.
Ella: Well, that's not necessary.
Char: But it makes it so much easier rescuing you if I don't have to commute.

Char: Well let me see, so far the score is chivalry two, gratitude zero.

Ella: I think you're gonna be a great king some day.

Ella: I don't need your chivalry, thanks. And I have no intention of curtsying either, so you can forget it.

Narrator: If there's one thing to learn it's you just can't go wrong / If you follow your heart, and end with a song.

Ella: Why don't you like music?
Slannen the Elf: Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the man. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be.
Ella: What?
Slannen the Elf: Nothin.
Ella: No, what were you going to say.
Slannen the Elf: Forget it. It's silly.
Ella: Please tell me.
Slannen the Elf: I want to be a lawyer.
Benny: I guess that would be in small claims court.

Lucinda Perryweather: I have a no-return policy.

Slannen the Elf: You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.
Brumhilda: Oh, I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers.

Char: I suppose that dagger that you were ready to plunge into my heart was just an early wedding present.

Benny: I would have left her ages ago, except I love her so damn much. Plus, I have no legs.

Narrator: So Ella now knew why she'd always obeyed, / but she never stopped fighting to have things her way.

Char: Tell me do you get a kick out of near death experiences?
Ella: No, I was fine, I had things will in hand.
Char: Oh yes, I could see that as you were dangling over the boiling cauldron. No doubt lulling the ogres into a false sense of security.

Revealing mistake: During the wedding scene, while the narrator is talking, you can see the string that will pull the left table apart. As said in the commentary, the filmmakers weren't going for the idea of people pulling the tables apart, but rather some other force parting them. (01:27:40)

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Question: Anyone know when or if this film's released in the UK?

Answer: According to the IMDb, it's currently slated to be released here on December 17th.

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