Lane Myer: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.
Tree Trimmer: Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny the paper boy: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Meyer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Meyer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big difference.
Charles De Mar: You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!
Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy.
Answer: The family owed him two dollars for their newspaper subscription. He's obsessed with collecting it and the family, for some reason, won't just pay him.
Brian Katcher