Slide Olsen: Only three kinds of people wear sunglasses inside: Blind people, assholes, and blind assholes.
Superboy: Sorry, pal. Crash my party, you get bounced.
The Eradicator: You have been classified a priority-one criminal accessory. Surrender or be eradicated.
Superboy: Well, you've been classified a priority-one dirtbag, so, there.
Stephen: It seems like you've had quite a past.
Chaplain: Those slabs ain't for travel, they opened up a portal to Hell for those things to come through.
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: Don't be ridiculous, this was just a setback.
Private Carley Corbin: Did you just call what happened today a setback?
Dr. Malcolm Betruger: My business is saving humanity. A handful of lives lost is tragic, but yes... a setback.
Major Harry Smith: There's a thousand ways to die in a war zone.
Ororo Munroe: Sometimes, you want to believe that people are something that they are not. By the time you realise who they are, it's too late.
Young Merlin: Alexander Elliot! It was you who drew the sword.
Ward: What touched this place cannot be quantified or understood by human science. It was just a color out of space. A messenger from realms whose existence stuns the brain and numbs us with the gulfs that it throws open before our frenzied eyes.
Nick Spitz: You're an actress, right?
Grace Ballard: All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.
Dane Faucheux: I thought you were writing about Nicole.
Matt Teague: So did I.
Molly: Amy, do you know how many girls are gonna be up your vagina next year? Every time I come visit you, you're gonna be scissoring a different girl.
Amy: Dude, scissoring is not a thing.
Molly: Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Amy: It's not a thing.
Molly: Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Amy: I'm not knocking it, I'm just saying it isn't a thing.
Molly: How about you don't knock it until you've tried it?
Tallahassee: I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.
Tom 'Redfly' Davis: It's like they take your best 20 years and then spit you out.
Mr. Link: I, uh, wanted to say thank you. For what you said back there.
Sir Lionel Frost: Don't mention it.
Mr. Link: Okay.
Henry: I'm not gonna shoot you.
Junior: Mind if I shoot you?
Rex: Smile Boys... We Just Took Out The Middle Man.
Fred Flarsky: I'm a racist. You're a Republican. I don't know what is wrong with me.
