Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, the right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya.
Marlboro: He's gonna take my girl, I'm gonna take his bike.
Harley Davidson: You know, this really pisses me off. Your store has such nice clean filtered fresh air and it just takes a couple of scumbags to stink it up.
Marlboro: Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick.
Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.
Marlboro: Harley, if you were shootin' for shit you wouldn't get a whiff.
Harley Davidson: I kicked his ass before.
Marlboro: That was in 3rd grade, and Jack had a broken arm.
Harley Davidson: Yeah, but I'm the one that broke it.
