![Pet Sematary picture](/images/titles/12000-12999/12669_sm.jpg)
Jud Crandall: Sometimes, dead is better.
![Batman: Hush picture](/images/titles/12000-12999/12961_sm.jpg)
Joker: You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
![Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles picture](/images/titles/12000-12999/12752_sm.jpg)
Batman: This is not the time for pizza.
Michelangelo: I totally don't understand any of that sentence.
![Deadwood: The Movie picture](/images/titles/13000-13999/13530_sm.jpg)
Calamity Jane: Ten years gone, 'proaching that same-self hill I thought to lay me down and rise no more... oof. Gimme wide berth, that's just passed wind! Possibly worse... Before eyes close for good an' all, I'd once again see my Joanie Stubbs... show her a sign of lovin' regret from Calamity Jane to her darlin'. And, too, at the grave of Wild Bill. Oof, I've a left-cheek ass-blister's a percolatin' sonofabitch.
![Jexi picture](/images/titles/13000-13999/13446_sm.jpg)
Denice: Yeah, I don't think we're going to be able to fix your phone.
Phil: Why not?
Denice: Well, because its in three different pieces! I don't even think this piece is part of your phone, it looks like a piece to a watch.