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Barbara Baekeland: If you're tired of Paris, you're tired of everything.
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Glen the Desk Clerk: Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: There's 8 of us.
Glen the Desk Clerk: 8, 8 people for a suckfest.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: No, no suckfest. We're here for a convention.
Glen the Desk Clerk: I like convention too. I'm in a convention. A suckfest convention.
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Alex Fletcher: I have great insight. I'd use it on myself only I don't have any problems.
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Nazneen Ahmed: We must not run from our fate. What cannot be changed must be borne. The test of life is to endure.
![Resurrecting the Champ picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7364_sm.jpg)
Erik Kernan Jr.: The Jermaine story I covered. It was a good fight.
Ralph Metz: Yeah, I buried it.
Erik Kernan Jr.: But why?
Ralph Metz: Something's gotta be buried.
Erik Kernan Jr.: That's what high school wrestling's for, right?
![Love in the Time of Cholera picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7688_sm.jpg)
Florentino Ariza: Shoot me. There is no greater glory than to die for love.
![Married Life picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7307_sm.jpg)
Richard Langley: Whoever in this room who knows what goes on in the mind of the person who sleeps next to you... please, raise your hand... I know you can't, not honestly.
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Stuntman Mike: You know how people say, YOU'RE okay in MY book, or and in MY book THAT'S no good. Well, I actually have... a book. And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I've met you, and... YOU'RE going in THE book TOO. Unfortunately, now I'm gonna have to file you under chicken... shit.
![Then She Found Me picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7650_sm.jpg)
April Epner: Your wife was seeing someone else?
Frank: Pretty much everyone else. I was too much for her.
April Epner: Your wife? I'm sure she didn't feel that way.
Frank: She told me.
April Epner: What did she say?
Frank: 'You're too much for me.'.
April Epner: Ugh.
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Bill: They hate that I'm working at their bank. I hate that I'm working at their bank.
![The Comebacks picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7025_sm.jpg)
Vince: Hey coach. Name is Vince. I'm just a bartender from Philly whose only dream is to play ball. It's all I got left after I lost my job teaching, and my wife left me. Like my alcoholic father used to say before he passed on, "A man can only take so much failure!" I'll give you everything I got. What do you say coach?
Lambeau "Coach" Fields: I say you can add "Did not make the football team" to your list of woes.