Television News Reporter: Once a typical all American girl, Rachael Newman's death leaves many questions unanswered. The most burning question of all: why?
Alistair: Joseph Stalin said that the death of one person is a tragedy. The death of a million, a statistic.
Marco Zuluaga: Love is the saddest thing when it goes away, as a song by Jobim goes.
Ben Manibag: Do you ever wonder about your real parents?
Stephanie Vandergosh: The parents I have now are my real parents.
Gen. Ed Sheppard: You're a fruit, son.
Carla: Everything here is by the book.
Kelly Collins: Thanks for the warning Carla, but I would really like to try and retain my individuality around here.
Justin: Yeah, he's a professor... of being A DOG! oooh, faced... Scratch moded.
Mrs. Cartwright: What sorts of things are we supposed to notice?
Det. Martin Van Zandt: Nothing. You're just her parents.
Gothel: Rapunzel, you and your friends won't live to see the next sunrise.
Julia: They're all here, aren't they? All the ghosts... All the ghosts are assembling for the party.
Cheryl: And fuck you very much.
Shopper: What?
Cheryl: Thank you very much.
The Mayor: I rule for my people, not for my party.
Randolph Grady: You know, I could help you study.
Starla Grady: Yeah and what's the catch?
Randolph Grady: No catch, you just gotta be nice to me for the rest of my life.
Starla Grady: Ha! I should have known you'd exploit this for emotional blackmail. That's just mean you... user.
Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention.
Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.
Harry: But you weren't really sisters.
Suzette: No.
Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.
Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.
Lloyd Faversham: You may think of me as simply a hard-partying old queen, but for your information I spent 32 years in the SAS, serving Her Majesty, the real Queen. I've been in five different theaters of war, done 490 jumps, 27 of them into hostile territory. I'm what you colonials might call a bad-assed motherfucker, who happens to be skilled in the fine art of Japanese flower-arranging.