Tower Control: 8-6-7-2-4-1-Queen, move it! Or you're going to be the hood ornament on a 737.
Snowbell: You've got guts, kid! And you've got spunk! Not to mention moxy! You've got guts, spunk, and moxy.
Frankie Delano: You ever read this book?
Bruno: Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance. Why would a man like me, who happens to like himself, be caught dead reading a bit of boy toy fluff like that?
Frankie Delano: Because it's a killer.
Pistachio Disguisey: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle.
Eddie Griffin: You know, high school's a lot like prison. Bad food, high fences. The sex you want you ain't gettin', and the sex you getting you don't want.
Catherine: Suzon, I forgot one thing. I heard a strange sound. I looked through Augustine's keyhole, and I saw her standing at the mirror with something shiny. I thought nothing of it, but now I'm sure she was sharpening a knife.
Augustine: You liar! I was holding my mother-of-pearl comb and cleaning it.
Gaby: At 3:00 am?
Augustine: Combs never sleep.
Ali G: Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys.
Tracey Reynolds: Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap.
Del Blaine: Oh my God.
Jimmy Tong: Oh your God what?
Game Show Host: And how about you, Bachelor #3? What's the most unusual place that you ever made love?
Bachelor #3: Inside a woman.
Nadine: I read somewhere once that everything in life happens in threes. And that there are two kinds of people, the ones that think three's the charm and the ones that think in three strikes you're out.
Guiseppe: Run, my little vixen... run, run.
Freddie: Barry! You fuckin' ponce! You think you can just smash my machines?
Barry Ryan: Freddy, you fuckin' ferret. I jus' did, didn' I?
Shaun: Mom, you know money can't buy happiness.
Cindy: Oh grow up, yes it can.
Shaun: But you and Dad have money and you're both miserable.
Cindy: ...He's miserable?
Sean Bateman: I just want to know you.
Lauren: Nobody knows anyone. You will never ever know me.
Ray Harris: It's only been three white geniuses ever: Da Vinci, Stallone in the first Rocky, and now you, Tony.
Marv Merchants: Well, prison isn't so bad. We do get salisbury steak on Wednesdays.
Andie: I mean, he used to be kinda cute but now he's just twitchy.
Barry: I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realise it sounded a little strange but it's not.