![Space Jam picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1201_sm.jpg)
Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
Michael Jordan: What can you do?
Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
Sylvester: And large.
Daffy Duck: And a dork.
![Happy Gilmore picture](/images/titles/0-999/590_sm.jpg)
Happy Gilmore: I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.
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Archie Moses: This is a '70s porno. You know how I can tell? Because the guy's dick has sideburns.
![Freeway picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4560_sm.jpg)
Vanessa: Ho-ly shit! Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you shit in that thing, motherfucker!
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Trent: I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man.
![Tin Cup picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1296_sm.jpg)
Romeo Posar: Now THAT was a defining moment. And the definition was "shit."
![Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1455_sm.jpg)
Loc Dog: Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick - I mean, nervous.
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Robert Grant: You got to get out of here. Mrs. Dubrow hates kids. She once kicked Big Bird in the nuts.
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Sport: You can't be my friend if you're not my friend.
![The Mirror Has Two Faces picture](/images/titles/0-999/837_sm.jpg)
Rose Morgan: I don't feel anything, isn't that great! I never thought about how I would feel, I only ever thought about you. I only wanted to make you happy, I never thought I was good enough for you.
Alex: Oh but you are good enough for me, Rose, you are.
Rose Morgan: I know, I know, but Alex, you're not good enough for me.
![She's The One picture](/images/titles/4000-4999/4503_sm.jpg)
Mickey Fitzpatrick: Why are you getting so upset Dad? You don't even believe in God.
Mr. Fitzpatrick: That doesn't mean I'm going to stop being a good Catholic.