![Captain Ron picture](/images/titles/0-999/235_sm.jpg)
Captain Ron: Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps.
![My Cousin Vinny picture](/images/titles/0-999/868_sm.jpg)
Vinny Gambini: Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
![Home Alone 2: Lost in New York picture](/images/titles/0-999/622_sm.jpg)
Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor.
Kevin McCallister: The vacuum guy?
Cedric the Bellman: No, the President.
![Army of Darkness picture](/images/titles/0-999/82_sm.jpg)
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.
Ash: Well hellooo Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit... And Jack just left town.
![The Mighty Ducks picture](/images/titles/0-999/832_sm.jpg)
Gordon Bombay: Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack, Mr. Ducksworth.
![Strictly Ballroom picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2041_sm.jpg)
Fran: A life lived in fear is a life half lived.
![The Muppet Christmas Carol picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1793_sm.jpg)
Rizzo the Rat: There are two things I hate: heights and jumping from them.
![Wayne's World picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1387_sm.jpg)
Garth Algar: If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
![Singles picture](/images/titles/3000-3999/3097_sm.jpg)
Linda Powell: I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act.
![Sneakers picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1184_sm.jpg)
Carl: Forget it. It's a toy company.
Martin Bishop: Toy company my ass. That's laser fencing. There's high voltage around the perimeter. The whole building says go away.
![Honey I Blew Up the Kid picture](/images/titles/5000-5999/5941_sm.jpg)
Nick: Adam! Don't eat us.
![Buffy the Vampire Slayer picture](/images/titles/0-999/220_sm.jpg)
Buffy: I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.