Best movie quotes of 1988

Elliot Mantle: You could adopt.
Claire Niveau: It wouldn't have been part of my body.
Elliot Mantle: I know what you mean.

Pop: That judge in the orange skirt... Make yer pee pee harder than a ten pound bag a' nickel jawbreakers, you know what I mean?

Ma: Don't you want to join the clean plate club?

Stacy: This is kind of embarrassing to admit, but I remember when it was actually fun to say, "WOW, that really felt great! What's your name again?"
Melissa: I've never had sex with someone I didn't know. For that matter, I've never said, "Wow, that felt really great."

Tetsuo (1988 Streamline Pictures dub): Let's run away somewhere. You and me, Kaori.
Kaori: Where would we go?
Tetsuo (1988 Streamline Pictures dub): Anywhere. Just the further the better, huh?

Albert: Jackson, why did you have to bring me along in the first place?
Action Jackson: You remind me of a old friend.
Albert: Then why didn't you bring your old friend?
Action Jackson: He's dead.
Albert: Damn, man why did you have to tell me that?

Sembagare: They think you are a witch.
Dian Fossey: They wouldn't be the first.

Lorna: You are certifiable! What is this? Some sort of smart-ass joke? You're taking cooking?
Michael: I want to learn how to cook.
Lorna: Yeah, right. You have some burning desire to learn how to make apple brown betty.
Michael: What are you doing here if you think so highly of it?
Lorna: Well, they wouldn't let me take auto mechanics, and I didn't have time to take the issue to the Supreme Court.

Lt. Nikolai: You lied to me General.
General Vortek: I sent you on a mission... to help an oppresed people.
Lt. Nikolai: But you didn't tell me who the oppressors were, did you?
General Vortek: Nikolai... you were, SPETZNATS.
Lt. Nikolai: I AM SPETZNAS... but I'm no longer one of you.

Kalgan: I'm being undermined by my own disciples.

Frank McCrae: He'll kill again... he enjoys killing.

Hercule Poirot: People like to talk, and in doing so they tell the truth. It puts less of a strain on the memory.

Wheel: The Constitution wasn't written on an etch-a-sketch, but every once in a while you gotta twist the knobs a little.

Sydney Fuller: I just wanted to spend the night with you, not Eternity.

Richard Walker: You can talk about this in front of Michelle. She knows more about it than you do.

Stevie: And when she turned it on it shot that metal thing right up into her face, shot it up just like a gun. Isn't that bad? It shot it up right through her eyeball.

Roger: Hey, this Blueheart's music is great, huh?
Bo: Yeah, it's making me horny.

Michael: Let her go.
Mr. Big: Shut up! Don't you talk to me. You shut up.

Mr. Lincoln: They'll make a movie about anything nowadays.

Deputy Bill Briggs: Flagg! What are you doin' here boy?
Brian Flagg: The men from Glad here are showin' us how to keep our leftovers fresh.