Cheers

Cheers (1982)

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Norm: Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a barnacle's life, my life has always appeared dull.

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Woody: What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

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Sam: I've never met an intelligent woman I'd want to date.
Diane: On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: whew.

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Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know. If she calls, I'm not here.

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Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

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Woody: How can Darth Vader be Luke Skywalker's father? They don't even have the same last name.

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Sam: You know... You know I always wanted to pop you one? Maybe this is my lucky day, huh?
Diane: You disgust me. I hate you.
Sam: Are you turned on as I am?
Diane: More.

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Sam: You drinking again?
Rebecca: Certainly not. I never stopped.

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Frasier: Sam, I had the most incredible evening. Last night, I dreamed about something - not Diane. Well, she was in the background chattering on about something, naked, but the important thing is, I was a therapist again.

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Coach: How's life treating you Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with its wife.

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Sam: I'm Sam Malone, by the way.
Henri: Ooh. I've heard about you in France.
Sam: Oh yeah. You follow baseball?
Henri: No, stewardesses.

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Rebecca: Your not letting your employees take advantage of you, are you?
Norm: Yeah, maybe a little bit. Yesterday afternoon the guys decided to just knock off early and go bowling.
Rebecca: So what did you do?
Norm: I broke 200. Personal high. It was great.

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Norm: I have, on several occasions, been known to perspire a bit.
Carla: We could grow rice.

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Cliff: Hey Carla, I have a potato that looks like Richard Milhouse Nixon.
Carla: Big deal. Show me one that doesn't.

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Diane: Sam, may I have a brief word with you?
Sam: I suppose you could, but I doubt it.

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Norm: I want something light and cold.
Carla: Sorry, it's Diane's day off.

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Diane: He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.
Carla: He wants you to wear a padded bra?

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Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.

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Woody: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.

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Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

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Sam: Diane, I've got a problem.
Diane: Who is she, and how many months?

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Mistakes

At closing time, Cliff, Norm and Woody spontaneously decide to go to Cliff's house. Sam then enters the bar after his date at Melville's. Later in the scene, Rebecca asks Sam about the 'Three Stooges', to which Sam sarcastically replies that they went to Cliff's house. But how could he possibly know that since he entered the scene after they had already left.

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Trivia

The portrait of Geronimo hanging in the bar was a tribute to Nicholas Colasanto after he died. The portrait originally hung in his dressing room.

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