Angel

Over The Rainbow - S2-E20

Lorne: How you holding up?
Angel: I want to go, bad. I'm just waiting for Wes to have that "eureka" moment.
Wesley: Eureka!
Angel: Oh, thank God.
Lorne: You mean he actually says "eureka"?

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Waiting In The Wings - S3-E13

Cordelia: You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
Cordelia: What did you just call me?
Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
Cordelia: No, after that.

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Lullaby - S3-E9

Daniel Holtz: You said you worked for the law.
Lilah: No, I didn't. I said I'm a lawyer. I don't care about the law.

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Over The Rainbow - S2-E20

[Sunlight in Pylea doesn't harm vampires.]
Angel: Can everybody just notice how much fire I'm not on?

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Judgment - S2-E1

[Angel is refusing to sing at Caritas.]
Angel: There are three things I don't do: tan, date, and sing in public.

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Waiting In The Wings - S3-E13

Angel: I saw their production of "Giselle" in 1890. I wept like a baby, and I was evil!

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Expecting - S1-E12

Angel: I really don't like it when people shoot me.

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Eternity - S1-E17

[A movie star wants Angel's help to protect her.]
Angel: I can't take your case.
Cordelia: [in the outer office.] ARE YOU INSANE?!

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Parting Gifts - S1-E10

Wesley: I'm a rogue demon hunter now.
Cordelia: Wow.
[Pause.]
Cordelia: What's a rogue demon?

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Sanctuary - S1-E19

Buffy: You hit me!
Angel: Well, not to go all schoolyard on you, but you hit me first.

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Just Rewards (2) - S5-E2

Angel: Spike, I'm in a meeting.
Spike: Hmm? Oh, sorry. Didn't care.

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Eternity - S1-E17

Rebecca: I just wanted...
Angelus: To be like me? Hey, I can't blame you, I'm one happy fella. [Pins her to the wall.] Tell you what, I'll torture you for a few unbelievebly LONG hours, and you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.

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City Of - S1-E1

Cordelia: I finally get invited to a nice place with no mirrors and lots of curtains. Hey, you're a vampire!
Russell Winters: What? No, I'm not.
Cordelia: Are too!
Russell Winters: I don't know what you're talking about.
Cordelia: I'm from Sunnydale. We had our own Hellmouth. I think I know a vampire when... I'm... Alone with him... In his fortress-like home.

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First Impressions - S2-E3

[Angel's trying to get out of wearing a pink bike helmet.]
Angel: Well, it - it's, you know. The whole visibility issue, not to mention the hat head thing. You know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?
Wesley: Stop being such a wanker and put it on.

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In The Dark - S1-E3

[Watching from on top of a building as Angel talks to a woman he just saved, Spike guesses what is being said.]
Spike: [as Rachel.] How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing?
[as Angel.] No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. [Rachel reaches for Angel's head.] No, not the hair. Never the hair.
[as Rachel.] But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?
[as Angel.] No, helping those in need's my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
[as Rachel.] I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so...
[as Angel.] Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away.

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Shells - S5-E16

[Spike crashes to the floor and sits up looking furious.]
Spike: Right! We are gonna set some ground rules. Number one - don't hit me in the face. Number two - when I hit you in the face, you tell me how it feels, so I can write that on my clipboard. Number three [holds up the clipboard.] don't touch my clipboard.

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Not Fade Away - S5-E22

Lindsey: If you want me on your team Angel, I'm on your team.
Angel: I want you, Lindsey.
[He pauses and they exchange a look.]
Angel: I'm thinking about rephrasing that.
Lindsey: Would you? I'd be more comfortable.

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City Of - S1-E1

Angel: Doyle, I don't want to share my feelings, I don't want to open up. I want to find the guy that killed Tina, and I want to look him in the eye.
Doyle: Then what?
Angel: Then, I'm going to share my feelings.

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Heartthrob - S3-E1

Wesley: It's sad. The only way some people can find a purpose in life is by becoming obsessed with demons. By the way, Gunn, technically that wasn't a Lurite, it was a Murite, a subspecies of the Lurite. The male sports a small telltale fin just behind the third shoulder.
Gunn: I'm so glad to know we're not the sad people obsessed with demons.

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Birthday - S3-E11

Angel: The enemy of my enemy...
Lilah: Can kiss my ass too.

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City Of - S1-E1

Cordelia: So are you still [makes a vampire face.] "grrr"?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.

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Eternity - S1-E17

Wesley: You walk a fine line, Angel. I don't envy you.

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Somnambulist - S1-E11

Cordelia: People really do change.
Angel: Yes, they do. And sometimes they change back. If the day ever comes that I...
Cordelia: Oh, I'll kill you dead.
[Pause.]
Angel: Thanks.

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Judgment - S2-E1

[Meeting Lorne for the first time.]
Cordelia: Who is this guy?
Wesley: He's anagogic.
Cordelia: Really? He looks like he's eating enough.

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Orpheus - S4-E15

Willow: You must be Angel's handsome yet androgynous son.
Connor: It's Connor.
Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew?

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Inside Out - S4-E17

Angel: All this time, it was you, wasn't it?
Cordelia: Took you long enough to figure it out. But nice turn with the Lorne bait. You know, there was a time I would have seen that one coming eons before it ever crossed your tiny little mind.
Angel: Because you're so clever.
Cordelia: On a scale of you to me? Pretty damn.

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Dear Boy - S2-E5

Gunn: As evil blood-sucking vampires go, how would you rate Angelus?
Wesley: Historically, as bad as they come. Especially when he was with his sire, Darla.
Cordelia: We're researching her now to see if she has some kind of resurrection powers. Maybe she's a vampire cat with nine lives, or something!
Gunn: So he and Darla together, bad combo?
Wesley: They rampaged through half the known world until Angel got his soul.
Cordelia: Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had 150 years to get it right.

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Somnambulist - S1-E11

Angel: Can I come in?
Kate Lockley: Oh, that's right. You need to be invited in, don't you?
Angel: You've been doing your homework.
Kate Lockley: Want to quiz me? I'm just full of fun facts. For instance, I learned your friend has been in L.A. Before. Did you know that? Yeah, at least twice. Once in 1929 and again in 1963. Oh, and there was something in Boston in 1908. I think he was there, too.
Angel: So you believe me.
Kate Lockley: Yes, I believe you.
Angel: Good, because he's planning something else.
Kate Lockley: Angelus. Isn't that what he called you? Angelus. I looked it up, it's all right there. The demon with the face of an angel. A particularly brutal bastard by all accounts. Oh, and no, you can't come in.

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That Old Gang Of Mine - S3-E3

Gunn: I think I proved you can trust me when I could have killed you and I didn't.
Angel: No. You'll prove I can trust you when the day comes that you *have* to kill me. And you do.

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Awakening - S4-E10

Angel: We're gonna need a cage.
Lorne: Cage?
Angel: A strong one. About ten by twelve, steel reinforced. Two inch bars, maybe three. I'll make some calls.
Gunn: What, he thinks something like that's gonna hold the Beast?
Wesley: It's not for the Beast. It's for him.

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Illyria: [after killing a guard and tossing the body aside.] Your race is weak. How did you get to control all this?
Knox: Opposable thumbs?

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Soulless - S4-E11

Angelus: Screwing your mom and trying to kill your dad? Hmm, there should be a play.

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Cordelia: He could have kept me in blue boxes.
Angel: Blue boxes?
Cordelia: Tiffany's!

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Right after Cordelia has her vision, Wesley goes to the whiteboard. In the "Case" column he writes "N.D.U.O." underneath what looks like "CARYNSS" crossed out. But once they find out that it is a Prio Motu demon and Angel writes it on the whiteboard, "N.D.U.O." disappears even though Angel did not rub it off.

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In the opening credits there is a shot of a girl standing alone on the corner of a street. This was taken from the Buffy episode "Anne", when Buffy was staying in Los Angeles.

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