Flight of the Conchords (2007)

Dave: Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind.

Bret: Has your suit snugged up a bit?
Jemaine: In certain areas, yes. In certain other areas, yes.

Jemaine: There is only one kind of dance: the Robot.
Bret: And the Robo Boogie.
Jemaine: Oh, yes. Two kinds of dances.

Murray: Stuff you, Jemaine! And stuff you, Brett! And stuff you again, Jemaine.
Jemaine: Why do I get double-stuffed?

Dave: Women love that sensitive nautical shit.
Bret: Really?
Dave: Yeah. Haven't you ever seen Watership Down?

Jemaine: You're so beautiful, like a tree or a high-class prostitute.

Jemaine: It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the colour of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently-some would say, more correctly. I'm a person. Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person.

Murray: Be careful with it. Don't stand next to any big magnets.
Jemaine: Why would I stand next to a big magnet?
Murray: I don't know what you do in your personal life.