Quotes from Mike Epps movies and TV shows

Bucum: Reggie, I love you. But I gotta take you in.
Reggie: Come on, man.

Reggie: You don't have a forehead... you have a five-head.

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Day-Day: It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.

Cookie: Oh, I heard about him. They call him the Santa Claus Crook or the Santa Claus Crip or something like that. He robbed a lady out in the parking lot last night, called her a "ho ho ho" and kept on running.
Day-Day: Who the fuck are you?

Day-Day: All I want is two fat bitches that smell like cheeeseburgers so Chico can lick on'em, and a two year supply of rolling paper.

Day-Day: All want Santa Claus is two fat bitches and a bag of weed and two bag of chips to give to the fat bitches.

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Baby Powder: We gotta get out there and find my bitches.
Baby Wipe: Powder, can't we just call them employees?

Baby Powder: And i'm gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'.

Baby Powder: Wheremybitches?

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Carl Black: We gotta make sure there're no more black people 'round here, 'cause they will snitch.

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Day-Day: Fat bitches need love too, Craig.
Roach: Fa Sho.

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