Roscoe "Fang" Bigger: You were my friend and you betrayed me.
David Leary: You thought we were friends? You beat me up, you humiliated me, I'm 35 years old and I still have nightmares about the fourth grade! That's not what friends do for eachother, a friend is supposed to make you feel good about yourself.
Roscoe "Fang" Bigger: Really? Then you're the best friend I ever had.
Tuke: What's he getting all worked up about, eh?
Rutt: I don't know. Maybe the goose pooped on him, eh?
Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Hey, Szalinski, your lawn's beginning to look like the Amazon.
Wayne Szalinski: Yeah, producing oxygen, Russ. We all have to do our part. You know how all the jungles are receding everywhere.
Gordon Szalinski: You are dead meat, mister.
Wayne Szalinski: Gordon, you're three-quarters of an inch tall, now's not the time.
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