Quotes from Guillermo Diaz movies and TV shows

Scarface: [Pointing at people] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!

Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban, B.
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.

Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke.
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick.

Scarface: Abracadabra, B.

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.
Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?
Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton.
Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah.

Samson Simpson: I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend.
Scarface: I'm Cuban, B.
Samson Simpson: Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee.

Scarface: Don't worry, man. All we gotta do to get you out is to get ten percent of ten million dollars. Which by our calculations is.
Brian: ...Fucking impossible, man.

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