Quotes from Bruce Campbell movies and TV shows - page 2 of 2

Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?

Ash: Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!

Ash: Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Ash: [talking to mirror.] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash.]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

Ash: You're goin' down. Chainsaw.

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Col. Jason Grant: A base! It is a god-damned base and we're being invited in.
Ray Tanner: Yeah, but who's throwin' the party?

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Bruce Campbell: You don't know fear, kid. You've never worked with Sam Raimi.

Bruce Campbell: You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy.

Bruce Campbell: Hey lady, ten cents a ride. No exceptions.

Bruce Campbell: Come on! Hooch! Hooch for the pooch.

Bruce Campbell: Dig up a bar of soap and a bottle of Jack. And not in that order.

Bruce Campbell: For the love of God I can smell her Chapstick.

Bruce Campbell: You want a disaster? Anyone here seen Assault on Dome 4?
Jeff: That's probably my favorite movie of.
Bruce Campbell: Don't answer that.

Bruce Campbell: Hey, light me, don't fight me.
Cinematographer: Hey, bite me.

Bruce Campbell: Jeff, I just have one request.
Jeff: Anything Bruce.
Bruce Campbell: Next time you unleash an ancient demon, call that Buffy chick.

Bruce Campbell: Sleep with the scorpions, bitch.

Bruce Campbell: Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath sweetcakes, and if you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick.

Bruce Campbell: Well, it's good to know that tofu really is good for your health.

Bruce Campbell: I gotta make a phone call. I'll be right back, don't do anything quaint until I return.

Bruce Campbell: I'll take a slow screw against the wall, and make it a double.

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