Brisco County Jr.: Correct me if I'm wrong, Pete - weren't you killed in a gunfight?
Pete Hutter: I was only gut shot. I'm stronger now with less appetite.
Brisco County Jr.: If I was gonna kill you, I'd be stepping over your body right now on my way out the door.
Ash: Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. This... Is my BOOMstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel... And a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!
Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
[Ash points his shotgun at Henrietta's head.]
Ash: Swallow this.
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